Displayed inside a glass case on the upper level of the MCG is housed a electric pink suit donned by the entertainer. The show in front of a hundred thousand attendees was hailed as a success.
It's possible you enjoy his music. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music known to man. You might take a reasonable stance, conceding that some tracks are excellent while others are terrible.
The point being is that amusement can be delivered diversely. You like what you like. There is no universal formula to craft music or even Test cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the playing is so dictated by the environment.
The weather, the time of day, the ball – the variables are numerous. Most important is the pitch.
If the format is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the canvas on which the players craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The MCG Match
The Boxing Day fixture between the old rivals was an abstract version of cricket, the established format broken apart and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
Let's be clear, this isn't a defence of the pitch which yielded a victory and the second two-day Test of the series.
Allowing a thick layer on the surface, causing numerous dismissals falling in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Varied History: The Core of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be marked with an asterisk as not a proper Test, is incorrect.
The long game is a varied portfolio, over two thousand matches and ongoing. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball does all sorts for the fast men. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dust bowl. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The thrillers are even more exciting due to the time committed during quieter periods.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Some factors are accepted more freely than others.
The contention in during the match was that the contest was tipped too far towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were unable from playing their natural game.
Test cricket is about problem solving – assessing the conditions and adjusting effectively. The best individual scores were made by recognized batters. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Go and inform the fans who have suffered 18 winless matches that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the MCG, thousands celebrated and chanted, producing a party atmosphere in a bastion of national pride.
There was optimism as the attack dominated, momentum when players scored quickly, and pure joy when the result was confirmed.
Contrasting Examples: The Range of Test Matches
The MCG has form with pitch problems. In the past, a Test there featured a strip with the character of a a non-event.
That fixture was a grind, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are extreme ends of the scale – one is not more the standard, yet significance can be found in both.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will be most remembered in the memory.
"Far from being the end of Test cricket at all," observed a veteran. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these two days have been treated to some fantastic sport. Different entertainment."
Baby Steps: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this Test, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The team delivered for him, bringing back the joy to his countenance.
Different players performed with key contributions. These are baby steps, hardly enough to secure long-term success, but a foundation to build on.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other historic performances in meaningless games.
As the supporters left into a beautiful night, the squad assembled on the turf to begin their own festivities.
Celebrate the win, lads. This victory was hard-fought.